The conveyer belt in the express line at Vons reflected everyone's plans for their romantic evening--
Old man behind me: Bottle of champagne and box of cordial cherries
Tatooed teenager in front of me: Chocolate mousse, strawberries, and gel frosting in a tube (?)
Suser: 5 bricks of Tofu, 2 bags of carrots, 1 bag of green beans.
True story! But single life's been kind to me so it's alllll good.
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HAHA...you make the funniest observations!
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